My new post on the Huffington post is up, I am glad to see that it did offend all the right people. Recent elections in Israel that resulted the victory...
This list is the complete guide to the 13 types of Arab men. Obviously, there are more than 13 types of Arab men, and those are the ones that you ought...
Author: Hanitizer
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Has anyone of you out there gotten a prayer answered lately? I doubt there are many of you that can say yes. It's so hard now to get the attention of the man upstairs. See, with the high unemployment rates, foreclosed homes, the wars around the worlds,...
Author: Hanitizer
| Posted at: 8:33 AM |
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Forget the outdoors, forget the nice weather, the pool parties, the snow cones...I love the summer and here is why I am excited for it1-I no longer need...
I thought about putting together a list of people I see in the streets of DC anytime between 4 Am and 7 Am (the time I am usually out running) without...
Remember the baby girl in the family? The one I wanted her to be named Palestine? Well, she wasn't name Palestine, but rather Siwar, a bracelet (or a...
Egyptian security forces reported Monday they busted 560 goats, half a ton of explosives, and five tons of cement. According to the Egyptian security...
This morning by 4 AM I had 7 missed calls from my sister....I knew there was nothing to worry about so, I called her back to check on her, she just wanted...
During Operation Cast Lead, Israeli forces killed Palestinian civilians under permissive rules of engagement and intentionally destroyed their property, say soldiers who fought in the offensive.By Amos Harel, Haaretz Correspondent The Link to the Story...
Last night I was in the mode for making some brownies! So I did!I have always been in love with those brownies since my early days at BYU where they are...
The students who make up Arabic classes these days are a strange bunch of people. They came to study a vilified, difficult, yet beautifully poetic, language...
Goonies!One of my favorite parts of this timeless classic...really funny...even funnier if you have seen the movie! This is is the fat kid (Chunk is his name) gets busted by this dangerous gang and he breaks out in a hilarious confession....
American officials at the State Department are inquiring about the Israeli government's inexplicable ban on toilet paper in Gaza. Reports confirm that...
Author: Hanitizer
| Posted at: 10:47 AM |
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I was at fun comedy show last night at ADC, the event was planned by Abed, the dude who is big on grassroots and he takes of his pride on working with...
I hope he does not kick my ass for writing this.There are several signs that Hollywood stud Joaquin Phoenix is either an actual member of Al Qaeda or...
Author: Hanitizer
| Posted at: 10:56 AM |
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People love to hate arranged marriages and how they like to do their won work when it comes to marriage. I look at it in different lightArranged marriages...
Author: Hanitizer
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I was walking on Pennsylvania Ave today Tuesday in the afternoon, two volunteers wearing red vests that read "Save The Children" were talking to pedestrians...
Although the name of this blog is KABOBfest, we rarely discuss food in other than political terms. In that tradition, I will have to come out as a monarchist...
Author: Hanitizer
| Posted at: 8:37 AM |
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More than two years ago, I was on a greyhound bus heading back from Washington State to Utah, through Oregon and Idaho. In a rest stop I believe somewhere...
Here are two pictures taken in a homeless shelter, where the always charming Michelle Obama, America’s first lady served food for the homeless kitchen....
Author: Hanitizer
| Posted at: 9:30 AM |
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Again, I was chilling at my favorite Shawarma joint in Columbia heights and saw how cool the Shawarma master looked. The guy was popular with the customers...
The makers of the Oscar-nominated "Waltz with Bashir" released a short on the life of a Gazan boy living under Israeli siege. It artistically represents the Gaza blockade by contrasting a free bird with an imprisoned Palestinian boy, who has no place...
My new post on the www.Huffingtonpost.com I was speaking to a friend who is from Miami and I was shocked by the support Israel gets from the Cuban American leadership. I mean, I know some of their politicians were vocal Israel cheerleaders, but I decided...
Today (Monday) was one of the most insane days for running, snow took DC by storm, piles and piles of snow were all over the sidewalks and the streets...