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I live few blocks from a Target store, and every Christmas they bring all the fixings for this holiday...of course people who celebrate Christmas buy...

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Naughty Boy Assange

On Christmas day....WikiLeaks Julian Assange Signs $1.3 Million Book DealSure the US thinks he is the devil, but evidently, Santa Clause thought he is...

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Stories, I Won't Share

So you heard the jokes about how women like to shop, they do. But the thing is, Roa is a bit more creative about her love for shopping. Here is how it...

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Santa and Bin Ladin — Lots in Common

By Hanitizer Share I never thought about Santa Claus having so much in common with the world’s number one terrorist. After all,...

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an ER Breakup Gone Bad

Last week I went to the ER in the Washington Hospital Center, I was later told I was dehydrated and may have vertigo. Aside from that, at the Emergency...

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Naturally Skinny Models

You would think with how skinny models and beauty queens are nowadays, more naturally skinny people would enter the business. But you are so wrong. Those...

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Toilet Humor, when your toilet is too much fun

Have you guys ever gone to a haunted house in your life? I have once before. But now I am beginning to winder if anyone out there has in the history of...

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Find That Pork "Earmarks"

DC politicians and newly elected Tea Party love to hate on earmarks where congressmen get funding for a project in their district in exchange for giving...

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Letter From a Flood Victim

Since the comedy show was to benefit the people of Pakistan and the flood victims in that country. I wanted share a letter from one of the victims of...

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Jokes for Pakistan

I had a comedy performance last night, it was only my second time being the MC for a comedy show and I think it went B+. We had a wonderful line up of...

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Wine Lovers Snazzy Lingo

Have you guys noticed the fancy and obnoxious words reviewers and food critics use to review wine? They even have online reference books and dictionaries...

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Julian Assange and his Many Leaks

I have been thinking, if you are an extremist in any thing you do, politics, life, food, movies whatever....it would be really hard to accuse you of being...

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Peace to Grandma

So, I woke up today did my morning prayer and i was feeling like listening to some Koran, as I was rebooting my computer, I called my family's home in Gaza to check up on my mom who has not been feeling too well lately (some trouble in her teeth they...

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My Sink Leaks

My toilet leaks, not sure what is causing this leak, I think the water is all over the place, the lives and health of my neighborer might be in danger...

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Country Music Sells Big

Did you know that country artists sell the most records over any other genera?My friend Aron Kader, the popular Stand Up comedian thinks this is because...

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Arabic Musicians Will sell You

Does it ever strike you that most Arab musicians in America, are part timers? No one can afford to do it full time....but that's not the odd thing....the...

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Money vs. Politics

For some reason I began to think about two unrelated matters...the first is political conditions and the second is economical ones. Back in Gaza and...

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Crowded Gym This Morning

At the gym in my building today, I was surprised to see droves of people working out, exercising hard, I have never seen this large number before....something...

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Touched by History...and You Can Too

So I have been recently thinking that a 100 year is not distant history.....I began to reflect on this as I watched some interviews I did with my grandpa...

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On Thanksgiving

Black Friday is the only day where being sleeping in the streets near stores fronts just like homeless folks 365 days of the year is regarded trendy and...

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TSA Lovers Ready to Pleasure You!

What is up with those TSA agents? I know these people are hard working and mean well...but to be frank they have lousy results and they have missed many...

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Vegetarian Muslim Can Also Have the Eid Spirit

I finally figured it out....Vegetarian Muslims now can rejoice, I have figured out the best thing they can kill for the Eid. Muslims kill various animals...

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Six Types of Imams I know

Six Types of Imams I knowBy Hanitizer9Share1. The Brown NoserThis preacher is everywhere, but most likely exists in Muslim countries run by a dictatorship....

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Somewhere in Delaware

For the Eid, I headed with Roa to Delaware, the Nation's first state. What a better idea to spend the Eid shopping tax free? Roa and I did not disappoint...

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The Jerusalem Calendar

I want to make a new year calender for the Holy City of Jerusalem...every month of the 12 months features a picture of Jerusalem, but unlike the countless...

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Vegetarian Delimma

The Muslim Eid Holiday Season begins on Tuesday...this is Eid Al Adha when Muslims celebrate with good food, prayer, sweets, visitations and sacrifice....

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Postage Terrorists and Chinese Merchants

What do Chinese merchants and wannabe terrorists in Yemen have in common? They are both sending you stuff that you do not need. And if you count the tainted...

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InHanity

I am always surprised by how good Neo Nazis and racists are at telling pure from impure....one look at you and they can tell how "pure" you really are....

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Packs of Straight Dudes

I saw 4 guys getting out of a cab tonight in the 18 street, they are all dudes trying to get some chicks from those upscale bars and eateries on 18th...

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Red Bull And Those Darn Wings

Remember Red Bull?the world's first a major and most famous energy drink that gives you a jolt of energy?how come we have yet to hear a politician asking...

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No Package List

I used to only get intimidated at airports around the world....it looks like now, I have to also be intimated at post officer and other parcel shipping...

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Schmoozing @ the Wrong Place

I was at some DC gala here few months ago and they had all types of politicians, diplomats, and you know your average DC faces.I ran into the Israeli...

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Kill Those Romantic Movies

What guy do you know enjoy romantic movies? Even those who like romantic movies know they are doing something questionable.You would never have half of...

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Now With Jokes

Do not you hate when you get a new product and it says right there on it in bold lines, "NOW With Zantrate", "Now with Sorbitol", "Now with added [fill...

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My Political Halloween

As it turns out, Halloween in DC is a lot spookier when there is a Republican administration in the White House.But to their credit, Republicans serve...

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Get an Arab Guy in 9 Steps

By Hanitizer 7ShareIn response to Sana’s 6 Ways to Really Get an Arab Guy Ladies, there is plenty of time to do what you want to...

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Smartphone Nation

Smart phones, but stupid people!Everyday there is news about a new smartphone by this company and that. I swear everyday someone introduced a new smartphone.Dude,...

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7 Arab Facebook “friends” to Lose

By Hanitizer 74ShareYou will disagree with me, but if diplomacy is the continuation of war by other means, then Facebook is the...

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You want me to smell what again?

As a tea drinker I cam to appreciate this warm beverage, but I have to admit some people take it too far by taking too much pride in their tea habits.One...

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Random Halloween Ideas

This Halloween, the Tea party should go to Dearborn Michigan where they will surely find a good scare in all those hard working Muslim immigrants living...

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Wadee El Safi Unloads the Wisdom to his Daughter

The really old school legendary Wadee El Safi reminds us he still a living legend. He crafted a sad yet beautiful song about being a father to a daughter and the love and the drama that come in between.the message is simply the aging father asked he...

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My Crush on John Adams

I have always loved John Adams and his teachings, I love his position on affluenza and I think it's very timely now as we are making China stronger by...

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War is Good for Art

War is horrible, the death and destruction it brings is cruel. No one should have to live it or see it becasue it's inhumane. But as I have seen in a...

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Business or Pleasure?

I am wondering the two terrorists with failed attempts to sabotage US airplanes, you know the one with the show and the other with the underwear....what...

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Boo @ the Zoo

Today at the zoo, I was pleased with the nice weather and so were many people. Roa and I decided to head to the local zoo to visit our favorite neighbors....

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Just Take a Bite Already

Maamool or ma'mool is a popular Arabic date filled cookie.I know realize that ma'amool is a metaphor for college life...as on the crust it looks dull...

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