Tuesday, September 28, 2010

7 Americans the World Hates

1. The "In Dire Need of a Gastric Bypass" Tourist: Americans love traveling and enjoy spreading those weak dollars around in pursuit of happiness. Unfortunately, most Americans with that kind of cash tend to be obese. And they only speak English,...
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Sunday, September 26, 2010

Newseum, a DC Gem

if you ever find yourself in Washington, DC you need to go visit the newest museums in the area. Newseum if you ever cared to know about journalists,...
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The first Arabic Ad to Get viral

Never say No to a Panda, one panda goes on a quest to terrorize those who turn down their brand. few months ago, I saw a funny ad about cheese brand Panda,...
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Thursday, September 23, 2010

DC's market is Awsome....for Plubmers

Here in DC plumbers have the ultimate job security, because this city will never run out of people who are completely, thoroughly, and absolutely full...
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Mohamed Eskandar WinS!

Can a song lead to protest? popular folksy singer Mohamed Eskandar, the guy who is old enough to be grandpa released a song in May 2009 with the title...
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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Arab Men Are Like Pre-Owned Cars

We Arab men are like Pre-owned cars, the previous owner (Mom) hands over the keys to the new owner (Spouse) and you really have little to say at least...
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Friday, September 17, 2010

Two Things I Notice

Why do the majority of older white females are in love sipping diet Coke and why do they have a love affair with reading John Grisham novels? Just wondering....
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Thursday, September 16, 2010

Blame It on the Economy

Again I revisit this subject, the higher the unemployment in a country, the more protests and social disturbance this country has. Many in Muslim/Arab...
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A Country Called Loo-Stan

Most Americans when they hear a country with the word Stan in the end, they say to themselves, "Oh, Shi*" So there it goesMy name is Hani and I am from...
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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Give Thanks

Give ThanksBy MaythaShareShot in Abu Dhabi, Cairo, Jeddah, San Francisco, Chicago, Montreal, London, Sydney, New York, Los Angeles, Philadelphia and Dubai—with some notable faces from the Muslim global community (let’s see how many you can spot)—multi-media...
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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Muslim Man Bites a Mormon Dog

Jeremy,do you think this title offensive to you, funny, or whatever?"Muslim Man Bites a Mormon Dog!"you know they say dog bits man is not news, but man...
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Relative of the Month

Majid is my younger brother who is the tough guy in the family (he is now a family man of 4 cute little girls)Majid has been our muscles guy for my brothers...
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Sunday, September 12, 2010

The Un-American in Me

The only un-American thing I am guilty of is not drinking a coke with my burger....I know in American this is a BIG sin and it does not sit well with...
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Friday, September 10, 2010

You Know It's Eid When....

Just got back from the Eid prayer in the DC Islamic Center, here are few random thoughts on this happy occasions.Thanks Goodness for the Pakistanis who...
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Wednesday, September 08, 2010

How BYU Prepared Me For Married Life!

While in college, I washed dishes at the Cannon Center, I was a janitor floors at the Morris Center, and worked at the university's Laundry's services.Those...
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Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Speaking of Bad Ideas

A friend of mine just broke up with her boyfriend....that's sad, but in my friends' case it's a tragedy. Whatever you do, never hook up with your dry...
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Saturday, September 04, 2010

Letters to Juliet

Letters to Juliet is yet another American movie set in Italy and talks about falling in love. Every Italian in the movie is a page of the stereotypical...
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The Expendables Pay For What You Get for Free

The Expendables is a new movie, the latest American movie about good, handsome and fun loving American special military unit that goes around and kill...
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Wednesday, September 01, 2010

7 Girls Arab Guys Hit On

I love picking on Arab guys (13 Arab Men You Should Never Date, 7 Arab Guys You Should be Marrying right Now). I’m like the U.S. Army in some ways. ...
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