Monday, October 20, 2008

Flafel shoP

This is one of my favorite places in Gaza to dine with my dad...whenever we are in town to buy some products for our business...we would always stop by this shop and have a decent breakfast for roughly three dollars for both of us. It brings back some cool and warm memories....

the video shows you a typical Falafel shop and how they make and serve food for thousands a day in many hole in the wall shops.

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Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Too Funny Not To Share

My favorite is number 6, 7 and 11

have a laugh on me

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it 'In'.

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Sexual Favors' .

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because
You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' (one of my favorites!)

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ..
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Monday, October 06, 2008

Hockey Vs. Queen





Two facts about Hockey games I am grateful for,

-Hockey is predominantly white game; white people watching white players.
-Hockey is a violent game and the rules allow for roughing up the other team.

Can you imagine a bunch of brown or ethnic people playing hockey and getting angry at the white dudes in the other team. I cannot imagine how much street rioting in places like Alaska, Milwaukee, Quebec, and Minnesota!

I was listening to the ABBA song, "Dancing Queen", a song that is easy to get stuck in one's head. I was in a poor mental shape once this son took over my head, it took over my soul and I stated speaking in tongues. I had to call a priest, an imam and a rabbi to perform an exorcist on me to cast out that evil spirit.

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, then whom would a garlic a day keep away? the girlfriend?
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Thursday, October 02, 2008

Blabs

American politicians run away from any Arabic and Muslim associations faster than babies running away from tainted Chinese Milk.

An angry white politician is called a populist...an angry black politician is called a militant.

Not having a car is like having a small "male anatomy", with one difference, everybody seems to notice the shortcoming

Republicans brag about America "the shining city on a hill", but they want the lights to be only seen by themselves; Democrats ask us to tun off the lights to save energy.

Both parties agree on all major issue, the only thing that bring them together is singing praises to Israel. So much for both candidates; one wants to bring "change" the the other wants to put his "country first".

Arabic marriages are easy, you always meet the parents first, and then your significant other to be. In America it's the other way around, but meeting the parents in America is a lot scarier.

Palestinians and Blacks have a lot in common, one of the commonality is that fact that we both have open houses for people who just got out of jail. We Palestinians actually brag about time spent in the can; it's like a right of passage for every member of the community.
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Friday, September 26, 2008

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Thursday, September 25, 2008

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Friday, September 05, 2008

Wine va. sWine

I just thought about something that I've heared more and more about. The fact that many Muslims living in the West are more likely to consume alcohol and less likely to consum pork. notice both the consumption of Alcohol and pork are forbidden in Islam. But yet, some Muslims do not mind consuming alcohol, but they will hold strong against consuming pork. This hardly a new phenomena, I think John Stewart Mill Talked about it as he was discussing the Utilitarian principle.

[To avoid offending too many Christians, Mill frequently used Islam to illustrate his arguments, citing the theoretical example of a predominantly Islamic nation banning pork as an indefensible infringement of liberty. Even if eating pork is "disgusting" to the majority, it does not harm them and, Mill insisted, "with the personal tastes and self-regarding concerns of individuals the public has no business to interfere".]

He further argues that consume alcohol has more "utility" in breaking the code than consuming pork.

This might be true, but I also look at it in the social context. I have lived in the States for some time now, but the truth, not once that I found myself pressured to eat pork products. No one ever invited me to a pork roast as the main and the only choice of food where people would think that I am passing judgment on them by not consuming this delicacy! There are plenty of good people who are not religious, but still choose not to consume pork. Often, people do not seek an explanation for your behavior.

On the other hand, not consuming alcohol has a social stigma. Granted no one cares if you drink or don't, but often people have be defensive of their attitude toward liquor. Maybe it is an insecurity issues for those who consume or those who refrain form consuming alcohol. I can tell you that there is a peer pressure for not drinking and people do not want to feel outside a group. Thus, now it makes sense why some chose to drink beer, but not enjoy pork ribs. just a thought...
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