Happy Mothers' Day

Happy mothers' day to all of you mothers out there and if you are not a mother, call your and wish her a happy mother's day. Give her cash, it's better and then cash can buy whatever she wants. But make sure you are nice about it, you is worth more than what you think.

Happy Mother's day ya om mazin!


عاصي الحلاني ودريد لحام ومصطفي الخاني بـ رضاكي يامو


Hamada Helal - Ba7bk Ya Omy حماده هلال - بحبك يا امى /

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Countries on My Black List

1. Saudi Arabia for sending its troops to kill protesters in Bahrain, really guys! They spend billions of dollars on weapons, they never fire at anyone but peaceful protesters @ home and in Bahrain. Shame! If anything this Sunni majority country likes to do is to make sure no Shiite walks around with pride. Watch their cowardly action on this video
   
2. The clowns in Syria, they are sending arms via ships to bail out the tyrant of Tripoli, and have sent a number of pilots to help bombs the protesters in Libya. They love to point fingers at Israel, but they are willing to kill civilians too. Politically, they have been trying to stop the Arab league from undermining Qaddafi and his agents.
   
3. Turkey, this country is a democracy and a Muslim one indeed that till few days ago had the respect of all Arabs and Muslims. As a NATO member, the leaders of this countries who have been granted awards from the tyrant of Tripoli have been defending him and asking others not to interfere. Slowing down the process till their boy Qaddafi gets a grip on the country.
4. Hamas in Gaza in public, they say they are supporting the protests in Palestine to end the division between Gaza and the West Bank, in realty they are using brutal tactics and beating up protesters using tugs and civilian dressed security officers. Not strange on these guys who have used fire power to stop anyone who dares to defy them.
   
5. Italy, China, and Germany for plotting to undermine any effort to put sanctions on the Qaddafi regime, for asking to give him more time as he pounds the protesters, kills civilians and spread lies and fear. Those cheap oil guzzlers will have to pay somehow. China fears what's coming for them as protests might break out there. The hooker guy in Italy wants some sweet oil deals. Germany, doesn't want to pay for anything.
   

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Year 2011 When Arabs Are Thinner and Healthier

To be frank, many of my Arab peers can be described as round! And i know every year people make a new year resolution to drop few pounds. If you have not noticed, most your fellow Arabs will look a lot lighter this year. Many have dropped one pound after another and we did not have to go to the gym or cut back on anything. Many look a lot healthier we have one thing to thank for that change.

The Secret, you ask?

The brewing revolutions in the Arab world are to blame for that healthy makeover. We had a month to Watch Tunisia, 19 days to Watch Egypt and Four weeks watching Libya and we are not done yet. Watching the news from Arabia is like a never ending roller coaster ride. We wake up to the news, glued to Aljazeera, and we fall to sleep to the tunes of the various news shows commenting on the situation and the latest development. Many non Arabs like my friend Jeremy have experienced weight loss. Who needs the biggest loser?

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The Dog That Loved Me

On my way to work today, just like everything there are many dogs walking in pride with their half sleep owners along the streets of the nation's capital. This morning it was different...the dogs seemed to get crazy when they see me! A lot more crazy than usual.

They start parking and want to run toward me (Thanks goodness for the leashes) I was surprise by this sudden attention and I did not think of it until I noticed the third dog really wanted to come at me. Then I knew I got a problem. Why would these creatures want to come to me? I do not even like them and as far as I can tell I am not in some American jail designated for terrorists.

I was thinking hard, could it be something in my shoe? could it be my fragrances? and then it hit me...I know why!

The dogs love me becasue in my pocket I had a stash of pastrami slices! And unlike the other cold cuts, pastrami has a strong scent, I am guessing the dogs can smell it and therefore they want to come to uncle Hani for a treat. No, that was my lunch not there snack.

there you have it, some people tell you do not drink and drive, I tell you do not store pastrami slices in your coat.

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Baltimore, Charm City

I took the day off on Monday and Roa and I headed to Baltimore, the Charm city. We spent this sunny day on the world famous inner harbor. We took the train from College Park Maryland and 50 minutes later we were in Baltimore City. By the Way, I only knew this city existed becasue I watched the movie the Sum of All Fears when the US President is watching a game in one of the city's historical stadiums.

They had great shops, awesome city view, and the water view was spectacular. Baltimore feels like Philadelphia to me, it still has tons of history around and not much change has happened in many of its historical buildings unlike DC and Virginia.

We looked for good crab cakes, but no good crab cakes place was to be found near the touristy stuff. Instead we settled for my all time favorite Sandwich place Jimmie Jones and order their Beach sub, we ate it on the water. Surrounded by various sea and land birds. I should take more days off, I do not hardly take enough days off.

Few of the attraction were closed on Monday and on this time of the year, they are all gearing up for April when the harbor opens and tourists start showing up. But there was plenty of nice walks, boats, and fun seeking people.

It's unfortunate however, you can hardly miss the affect of the bad economy on this once great American city.

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Meet The Charlie Sheen of Arabia

American comedian actor Charlie Sheen has been making the news all for the wrong reasons. He is been linked to rowdy behavior, prostitutes, drinking and possibly drug activities. You can say, Charlie is on a self destruct mode and somebody needs to save the funny man. Watch his interview here

Giving strange and awkward answers has been a very common thing for Charlie. But dozens of celebrities before him went down that path, while some came back, others have not. Charlie is one of favorite funny actors who seem to have taken his on screen character from Two and Half Men to the real world.

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The Fifteen Lies of Arab Dictators

With Gaddafi on the ropes, and Ben Ali and Mubarak relegated to the history books, we are getting a better sense of the delusions that Arab dictators propagate to justify their authoritarian powers.

Usually, the first big lie is something like, “I do not want to be president, I am just doing this for you.” They all think they’re benevolent despots, or at least they like pretending to be. That lie’s an obvious one, no one cracks down on dissent, rapes their country’s resources and puts billboards of himself all over the country out of the good of his heart. So we will include the more interesting lies in our 18 point list:

1. If I go down, Al Qaeda and extremists will take over the country (which is SO MUCH worse than the extreme idiots in power now)
2. The country will go into civil war and break apart (as they effectively attack protesters and try to turn the country against them)
3. Life is good for my people! (despite 40% unemployment and everyone complaining in private all the time)
4. The economy will collapse (even if it is oil-based or barely functioning already)
5. The protests are an American-Israeli conspiracy (even used by allies of the US)
6. My people love me!!!!!!! (as much as they love the plague)
7. I promise major reforms (bigger prisons!)
8. The protesters are all foreigners. See we caught one with a foreign passport! (she works for IHOP)
9. I love this country too much to actually listen to the people who live here (just like those Kosher hot dogs, I answer to a higher authority)
10. The opposition drinks, gives people free money and uses crazy drugs (because they have no legitimate qualms whatsoever)
11. I have done so much for this country (a monkey at a typewriter could have done a better job)
12. The protests are Facebook/the internet/Al Jazeera’s fault (no, it’s your’s)
13. I’ll step down at some named date in the future (yeah, right)
14. I am not the president, I do not have any real authority (yeah, just like those really old Wal-Mart door greeters)
15. I am in firm control of the country! (if you exclude my obnoxious family )

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