75 Percent Off

I live few blocks from a Target store, and every Christmas they bring all the fixings for this holiday...of course people who celebrate Christmas buy those lights, tress, and Christmas branded chocolates and other goods.

Two days after Christmas, their 75 percent off clearance signs come out and you star seeing the agnostics, atheists, Jews and the Hijab wearing Muslim ladies line up on those racks to pick those heavily discounted merchandise. Of course, I buy as much Christmas branded dark chocolate as possible. So at 75% off, you can get those who do not traditionally observe Christmas to celebrate it. This is America man....

We all love this holiday, everyone sees the Christmas spirit, some pay 100 percent for the experience others pay only 20% of face value. Some celebrate it on the 25th of December, I celebrate it too...two days later

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Naughty Boy Assange

On Christmas day....

WikiLeaks Julian Assange Signs $1.3 Million Book Deal

Sure the US thinks he is the devil, but evidently, Santa Clause thought he is a good boy...at least good enough to get a cool 1.3 millions.

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Stories, I Won't Share

So you heard the jokes about how women like to shop, they do. But the thing is, Roa is a bit more creative about her love for shopping. Here is how it goes, "Hani, we need to buy you new shirts and slacks." So we go to the mall and pick shirts and slacks...for HER.

I am the guy who likes to be on time for all his commitments and appointments, I can be ready for anything in ten minutes. Roa on the other hand takes 40 minutes; 10 minutes to be read and 30 minutes the time it takes me to convince her she really looks good and thus ready.

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Santa and Bin Ladin — Lots in Common

By Hanitizer

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I never thought about Santa Claus having so much in common with the world’s number one terrorist. After all, there was news of some wannabe terrorist wanting to blow up a Christmas tree. But it only took me a few minutes to come up with a list of things those two figures have in common. So in the Spirit of Christmas and increased terrorist activities, I present this list of commonalities.

1. They both appeal to the young ones and promise to reward them with things if they cooperate, or punish them if they do not.
2. The both appear at a special time of the year and make their presence known.
3. Some people go to great lengths to take their pictures.
4. Some people debate their existence.
5. The scope of their work and its effectiveness is debated.
6. Some people take them to be religious figures.
7. They both indulge in guilty pleasures: cookies for Santa and Whitney Houston for Osama.
8. They are both operate in the dark when you are asleep.
9. They live faraway in a place we never even knew existed.
10. They both star in publications, including movies, music posters, and books.
11. They have a loyal army of workers who are as committed and dedicated as they are, blindly supported and rarely questioned.
12. Both tracked by NORAD.
13. Some countries ban their image.
14. They both sport beards.
15. They both ship packages.
16. They both have blacklists.
17. Both figures are used by superior powers to achieve a higher agenda.
18. They both wear head gear.
19. Both are associated with flying objects and flying into buildings.
20. Controversial endorsement, some think neither should appear on merchandise.
21. They both have established global franchises and both outsource.
22. They both have mysterious sources of funding and operation. No one ever audits their books.

[Tarboush Tip: Kellee K, and Suneela Mubayi]

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an ER Breakup Gone Bad

Last week I went to the ER in the Washington Hospital Center, I was later told I was dehydrated and may have vertigo. Aside from that, at the Emergency Room (ER), there was this late 20s white guy who was brought in by the ambulance, not sure what his problem was but he annoyed the heck out of me.

He was on his stretcher, and on his cell phone the entire time talking in a very loud fashion. It was so annoying to me that it seemed he was speaking into my ear. That's not the worst part....

He was on the phone with his girlfriend, and he was very abusive to her...F this F that...Hell this hell that....It was really mad time....it seems that his girlfriend was bothered by his verbal abuses and it was not hard to see why. He annoyed me with his language and I do not even know him. Then he got into "If you are not going to be there for me, when I am in the ER, then ...etc."

"I am the way I am, I talk like that...I say Sh*&, Fuc& all the time and it's not directed toward you, I just say these thing."

then things got heated as his girl was very broken down with this call, then this dude flips out...and says to the person on the other line, "F You and this is directed toward you!" and then he hangs up.

It was so random and so out of place, ER is not the place to be abusive and breaking up with people...ER should bring people together...but not this guy...I do not know him, but he sounded like royal jerk

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Naturally Skinny Models

You would think with how skinny models and beauty queens are nowadays, more naturally skinny people would enter the business. But you are so wrong. Those skinny models starve themselves to get attention....while the people of Somalia, Central African Republic who are naturally starving--not by choice. They do not hear from any agents or talent managers, unfortunately no one is knocking their door.

It would make sense, instead of having to get training in starving oneself, you only need to hire the naturals. Go Africa. Do it for those poor white skinny girls who have to give up food....please only hire the naturals.

Somewhere in Africa, a kid looks at those models and say, "they pay them to starve themselves?" "I have been doing the same all my life and no one ever paid me anything." Thanks Bono.

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Toilet Humor, when your toilet is too much fun

Have you guys ever gone to a haunted house in your life? I have once before. But now I am beginning to winder if anyone out there has in the history of mankind used a bathroom at a haunted house?
I just need to know if they are able to scare the shit out of you.

I mean a goo start with be to send the constipated dozen and have them test out this theory. This is indeed what they had in mind when they spoke of toilet humor.

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