Bring Crazy Back

In the local Safeway grocery store, there is a note that reads "If you find a mistake in our receipt, we will give you the item for free" sounds nice. However, the note further read "excluding purchases made on drugs and alcoholic beverages" This is...

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Memorial Day In DC....

Right before the show on Monday, I went around in DC museum scene and enjoyed the places DC has to offer because it was Memorial Day there was tons to...

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DC Shows

So, last night was my second show for the weekend here in DC, my other one on Saturday and both went well. I have gotten so many positive feedbacks and laughs in both shows not to say that I did not have to patch some jokes up and reintroduce them. The...

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Palestine Israel Dialouge Group

This is more on the serious side, this pas week I took part of a dialogue group with some DC based Palestinians, Saudis, Lebanese and Israelis and some Americans. A member of the board of the organization where I work had to persuade me to go and participate...

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Jamba Juice Mix

-What is the deal with restaurants chains pricing items with pig products way cheaper with items that do not include them? For example, a turkey bacon...

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New DC Show

Words in, will be performing Stand Up with the DC comedy club "The Recession Lounge" this coming May 26. I am excited for this show and promise to have...

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More Kicks

Gosh, it takes so long to defrost some frozen meat. I think the microwave takes forever to defrost some ground beef. By the time the microwave defrosted...

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See Why You Shouldn't Mess With Kids!

1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was...

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Airport Rants

So just when I thought the airport security did a good job and was sweet to me in other words, they did not harass me this time. They did well and raised couple of points in my book. I was about to endorse flying again, if it was not for the crazy turbulences...

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Behold: De Movie: Updated

10 Hours of Shooting, 6 weeks of editing and now we can say that the ignorant Americans II is not finished and released for your enjoyment...it is close to half an hour and it is on Google video...Here is goes. Let me know if you hate it, absolutely...

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Kicks and Gigles

ROMANCE MATHEMATICSSmart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = affairDumb man + smart woman = marriageDumb man + dumb woman = pregnancyOFFICE ARITHMETICSmart boss + smart employee = profitSmart boss + dumb employee = productionDumb boss...

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Hanistaniz

The thing with languages is that one tends to forget them after a while of not using them. I am guessing all of us have experienced that at some point. I am feeling that my mother tongue Arabic is no longer my native language, I am forgetting it slowly....

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