Friday, April 30, 2010

Babies in Heaven

If all babies come from Heaven, and in general people like all things heaven, then why would many religious folks argue against immigrant babies and wanting...
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Thursday, April 29, 2010

When Lawyers Sing "Fu*"K The Police

I was last night at a DAM concert, where the popular Palestinian Hip Hop band performed at Busboy and Poet restaurant on 14th St.The concert was a hit...
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Thoughts on Israel's Policies in Palestine

the West Bank is kinda of this popular Palestinian night club, where the bouncer is an Israeli and Israeli club goers always have the right kind of shoes.The...
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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

The Resume Guru!

Does your Resume need a makeover?I am sure you are aware that the economy flat out sucks right now....I always like to have a current resume ready to...
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Muslim Do Gooder Capitalist

I found the Muslim who is trying to make a buck of the religion, this Muslim uses Craigslist to offer his services. Not sure if he/she charges for teaching...
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Bizzare World

Busted Polygamous Muslim Man Use the Mistress Card So his wives--mistresses wear the strict Islamic dress code, but he was running around with mistresses?...
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Monday, April 26, 2010

Jury Duty and The Bad Economy

My co-worker had to miss work today as her presence was required for jury duty in Alexandria Virginia. Why does an employed person who has a job a job...
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More On the Virginia Racist Truck Guy

He is not just talking trash about Islam, there are codes on his plate number...Read the story hereHis plate numbers has secret coded messages that also...
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11 Signs of an IDF Internet Troll

11 Signs of an IDF Internet TrollBy HanitizerImmediately after the Israeli assault on Gaza, the Israeli government made a decision to hire Israeli bloggers...
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Sunday, April 25, 2010

The Jerusalem Assault Goes Rogue

The Israeli banana government have taken all the Arab land they can find in Jerusalem, and since they are out of things to steal....now they are going...
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We Saw a DC Celeberity

Here is a quick word, last week I was in the Harris Teeter Store on 16th St. around 9 PM. We do not go to that store much, it is sort of pricey and for...
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Back to Stand Up

Alright, did my first stand up routine tonight at a Mormon event, it was fun and I had a good response...it feels good to be back with my original crowd....
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Friday, April 23, 2010

Stephanie Cutter Picked To Run White House Health Care Messaging

White House names yet another new skinny person to take charge of the administration health care messaging, honestly, I think they need to think of a...
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Thursday, April 22, 2010

Winter Soap Opera Dream?

Here is the thing, I try to watch at least 10 minutes of Spanish TV, I usually do that on my lunch break where I eat near our nice LCD TV. Often there...
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Fans would give up food, jobs for World Cup glory?

storyFifty-one percent of respondents to the tongue-in-cheek survey of 20,000 people, who live in North America but hail from countries with teams in...
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Where the Wild things Are

I finally was able to watch (Where the Wild things Are) the much anticipated movie of 2009. The movies has been on my list for few months now and it was...
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Mergers and Acquisitions in Not-For-Profit

Mergers and Acquisitions (M&A) is a popular practice in the business world, where usually larger company buys a smaller one to get access to its...
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Interesting Poster

I saw this picture comparing a protest by the Left during the Bush administration and another one for the right protesting the Obama administration. At...
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Wednesday, April 21, 2010

The Cat is out of the Bag

You order a lot more food and drinks and leave sooner, that's the secret to running a noisy restaurant. New discovery reveals that in a noisy restaurant...
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Elie Wiesel is a Dirt Bag

I never got the hype about this guy, he cares for everybody in the world and wants to make life better, when it comes to Palestinians however he is indifferent....
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Gillette

sometimes I think Roa is on the payroll of Gillette as she is always reminding me to shave and gets on my case about it. Five clock shadow is truly a...
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It Was...

Ice Tea with plenty of slices of lemo...
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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Guessing Game

Roa and I took the Metro this morning and there was a older African American lady seated next to us, she was carrying a rather large see through water...
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For a Freind...Stand Up Gig

Hey friends,I'm doing Stand-up this Saturday at the talent show and I'd love to have you come, if you aren't already. I don't know when in the line-up...
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Monday, April 19, 2010

I Do Not See Anything Wrong With This Picture

so what some redneck thinks Islam is a terrorist religion? it's not that bad, I mean I do not care what some people think of my religion or my culture,...
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Bad News for Arabs: Well-done meat doubles bladder cancer risk

We really like our meat overcooked, we always say well-done, it is hard to find an Arab who will ask for medium done or rare cooked meat, we like to smoke...
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British Airways seeks compensation for ash chaos

BBC reports British Airways is seeking to be compensated for the trouble with the ashes from the Iceland volcano. In other words, they are expecting us...
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Fast Food, Tobacco Brought to You by Your Health Care Provider

CNN has an interesting story out talking about how some insurance companies also own parts of fast food companies and tobacco, this is really bizarre...
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Need a Girlfriend?

Try this person for five bucks, she will be your girlfriend for a week, of course she will only be your Facebook girlfriend. find her here Not sure,...
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Sunday, April 18, 2010

Too Obvious

Driving in a car with Roa and my friend Kellee, somewhere near the borders of Maryland on the outskirts of Washington DC. We ran into this store that...
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Never Too Early

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Friday, April 16, 2010

When Being Friendly Goes Wrong

Today Roa and I headed to a Sudanese owned grocery store here on 18th St. in DC. The owner met Roa and when I told him "she is from Gaza," "and that's...
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Your Way Is Not Yours

I do not know what married guys always talk about not having their way; they always complain that they are vetoed by their spouses on decisions they make.I...
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Farmers Market Guzzler

I spotted this car this week on the Foggy Bottom area here in Washington DC, does this offend any of the Farmers Market spectators? I thought most of...
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Thursday, April 15, 2010

The Go To Auditor

Here is a thought,It's April 15th and everyone is scrambling to get their taxes done...I am not one of them, but while we are on the subject. If you are...
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Retarded Photography

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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

It Takes a German

Inmate kills his girlfriend during their conjugal visit. These really sucks for the other inmates and for the young woman. This happened in lax Germany...that's...
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Smart Car Has Its Day

This morning as on my walk to I was run over a smart car, but not to worry the driver is and the car are OK. She was a bit bruised hit be a pedestrian...
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Brand New Shoes

I have read few months ago an economic study arguing that African Americans and Latinos buy a lot more "visible goods" clothing, shoes and such. From...
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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Kanye's Biggest Regret

Kanye West once said, "My biggest regret in life is not being able to watch himself perform live" I am not surprised of what he said, you know he has...
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The Latest in Arabic Music, Spring Update

Many Arabic songs have been released the past few months, it is not the summer yet, as most Arab stars are holding out on releasing their albums and much...
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Monday, April 12, 2010

Quote of the Day

Former Governor mike Huckabee had a quote today in the news and I was impressed by its logic as I think he speaks about some people even straigh couples who treat kids as so. "Children are not puppies," he said. "This is not a time to see if we can experiment...
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Jerusalem Wishes

Here, you can finally get your wishThis person will write your wish and put it in the Western Wall in Jerusalem for the modest price of $5. I think the...
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A Very Palestinian Song

Watch this concert in Ramallah few days ago, this female singer is a local favorite, the style of the music is very Palestinian and many in Syria, Lebanon...
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Saturday, April 10, 2010

Made in Gaza Kids

People in Gaza have way too many kids, and they do not care, they just want babies. Most families have upward of five kids. All his life in Gaza my friend...
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Want a Prayer?

Here pay five bucks and this person will pray for you every Sunday for a month....I wonder if this person would be willing to pray for me on Friday or...
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Friday, April 09, 2010

My Gap is Smaller than Yours

The gender gap in Math in most Muslim countries is small. This means that either Muslim women are better at math or that Muslim males are not that good...
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Not For Profit: You were Frugal With Your Money, So We don't Have to Be!

I was reading a news reports about ministries and churches that own and operate their own private jets which the leaders or the elders use in their travel....
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