Tuesday, June 10, 2008

More Babies In Gaza

It is safe to say that families in Gaza have no problem having kids...in fact, they have so many of them that two things are now happening:

-Families in Gaza are making less money and 70 percent of the people live under the poverty line.
-People are running out of creative names to give to their kids.

I propose that we start a program in Gaza, name a kid in Gaza after yourself or after someone you like. Let's be honest, you are tired of naming buildings and streets after loves ones, you want something New! Maybe you you are unable to have kids (you are too unhandsome or too weird and no one will marry you for example)

We introduce our program that is both new and full of heart. Preserve your legacy by getting your name to Gaza for a low price. For a low fee, you will ensure a baby in Gaza carries a name of your choosing. Here is what this nominal fee will get you, you will get a birth certificate with the name you chose and a picture of the baby. A new picture will be sent to you every 6 months. All this, for the low price of 10 payment of 50 dollars.

Preserves Your Legacy_For Less

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is a good idea about naming a kid in Gaza so, here I am your first candidate, I will name a boy after you and another should be a girl I will name her after your future wife, one of this days I will send you hundred dollars. You can send the fifty dollars to any new born the other fifty you can send it when you get married with your wife's name.

 

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