Sign Reads: "Wanted Queen For Hanistan" "Interested" "Call Now"
-Hooters have a new energy drink, I saw it at the Korean Store the other day and it has their signature blond female in an "outfit" Is it me or what does Hooter have to do with energy drinks? The only thing I can think of "Hooters Energy Drink, Ladies, it will bumps You Up!"
-The Same Korean store had also beer and wine, but this time these wines and beers have rebates...What for? People who consume beer are most likely to forget about these rebates in the heat of the moment. This is a scam, things we buy when we are sober, we do not even bother to send in the rebate...how are those who consume alcohol would be able to send in their rebate? I doubt it.
-Since it was Thanksgivings time last week, I love how many people brag about their recipes, "Hani, this cranberry sauce recipe has been a family secret since the day..." "We only pass in in the family," "it is a secret" Ohhhh....once I tried the awful cranberry sauce, I realized that the family should have been kept a secret, so I would not get to taste it."
-I live in a bad part of town, so bad that when you call an ambulance, the patients and the medics carpool in the ambulance to get to where I live.
-I do not do drugs, once you get to my level of sophistications, it is dangerous to do your own stunts, I have people do drugs and I just watch them do it.
-My friend Mustapha has a Jewish Mother and a Muslims father, one side of his family is scared of him and the other wants him dead.
-Rock Stars are so hot it makes sense why they have so many fans.
-When I do stand up these days, there is always a spotlight on the stage, I guess it is a tradition...Anyhow the first thing I think to myself when I am there "It is always good to be under the spotlight and not be asked a lot of questions and tied up to a chair"
-These days they have organic shoes, really they do, this also helps me lot since I am prone to sticking my foot in my mouth!
-If you are an overweight person in the shower, then the only friend you have in the bathroom is fog on your mirror so you cannot see what is going on with your bud!
2 comments:
And where should potential applicants call? I think your sign needs a little bit more info in order to fully function.
Hey - I'm so glad that I finally found your youtube clip interviewing people about Hanistan. My friend Falah told me about what you did, and when I actually saw the clip, it was much more...insane...than I had imagined it would be. I'm an undergrad at BYU studying French and Arabic. Was there a single person that did not know that Hanistan is not a country?
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