If Buttholes Can Fly....

This man would defiantly be an airport!

Never mind the global financial crisis, the hunger in Somalia, the Siege on Gaza, the chaos in Iraq, the bloodbath in Pakistan, the gruesome demonstrations in Iran, the swine flu scare and Haifa Wahby's latest music video.
Saudi Prince al-Waleed bin Talal is living La Vida Loca. The Saudi Prince will be coughing 488 million dollars for a sweet ride. If true, this would be the first airplane from the new Airbus A380 sold to a private owner. At $488 million price tag, this sure would be the most expensive private jet ever built in the history of mankind. The Saudi Prince whose is known around the world for two things, his philanthropic work his monumental bad call on the Citi Bank Stocks is back in the news again.

Some mad heart-broken designer looking for a rebound sat down somewhere in a European capital to jot down the craziest and most extravagant airplane human can ever dream of. where do we begin? Being a gigantic airplane, it comes equipped with an elevators, a ramp where fancy cars can be chauffeured and parked in the airplanes belly. As all wealth business men know, when you are traveling you need to relax and kick back. But not to worry, here is what we know the jet comes with a Turkish bath, a concert hall, a steam room and if you want to hit the sack, you can choose between the five private sleeping quarters. But if the prince does not like you too much, you can plan on spending your night in one of the 20 normal first class sleeper suites.

Being wealthy also requires one to occasionally work, that's why the jet comes equipped with a full functioning board room that has all the gadgets big boys like to play with like awesome huge TV screens.

Jealous yet? As the story goes, the Airbus has a room with a floor made from a giant screen that will stream live the images form below the airplane. Put that on your Google map and smoke it for a while.

I mean it's his money, no one is saying anything about that, he can waste it all if he liked, but when I read the news about the snazzy jet, my jaws dropped at a faster rate than the Prince's Citi Bank Stocks.