Blabs

American politicians run away from any Arabic and Muslim associations faster than babies running away from tainted Chinese Milk.

An angry white politician is called a populist...an angry black politician is called a militant.

Not having a car is like having a small "male anatomy", with one difference, everybody seems to notice the shortcoming

Republicans brag about America "the shining city on a hill", but they want the lights to be only seen by themselves; Democrats ask us to tun off the lights to save energy.

Both parties agree on all major issue, the only thing that bring them together is singing praises to Israel. So much for both candidates; one wants to bring "change" the the other wants to put his "country first".

Arabic marriages are easy, you always meet the parents first, and then your significant other to be. In America it's the other way around, but meeting the parents in America is a lot scarier.

Palestinians and Blacks have a lot in common, one of the commonality is that fact that we both have open houses for people who just got out of jail. We Palestinians actually brag about time spent in the can; it's like a right of passage for every member of the community.