Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Pound 4 Pound

Here is some bad news!

Your Doctor tells you "Congrats! you dropped 15 Pounds!" Normally, this would be great news and you would want to share it with everybody! However, since we are a week away from Halloween (Candy Season); a month away from Thanksgiving (Pie Season); two months away from Christmas (Rich Dips Season). This comes as bad news! whatever your doctor tells you that has been dropped from your waist, is only history...you will pack those pounds! I want to see the doc in May and hear him say "Hey, you gained weight!" I would rather be an obese dude, and not the jerk who will always decline food when offered!

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