A Country Called Loo-Stan

Most Americans when they hear a country with the word Stan in the end, they say to themselves, "Oh, Shi*" So there it goes

My name is Hani and I am from a little country where things are always crappy, so let's call it loo-Stan. My country loo-Stan does not have many fans right now. Which kind of makes sense becasue when the situation is crappy the last thing you need is a fan.