As someone who has witnessed the arrival of many Arab tourists and visitors to the US, I have came to see them take pictures as evidence of their visit to America. As a rule of thump, Arabs prefer not pictures of food, it only says we are hungry and we come from poor families.
- Cars, nice cars any cars really—a Honda might be classified as a nice car.
- The McDonald’s golden arches and the KFC Bucket Logo—Taco is too weird.
- Any one in uniform—a policeman, a firefighter, a plumber. (Oh Sweet Democracy).
- Blondes—real of fake it does not matter.
- Servers @ Hooters—only to be shared with the dudes back at home.
- Hookahs, nothing screams I am keeping it real as blowing smoke.
- Anything that comes on time is worth taking its picture.
- Homeless folks with their coin jar to tell wise crack jokes about poor Americans.
- Mosques and Arabic churches—they are like the Arab McDonald’s.
- Government offices—Oh sweet Democracy.
- Airplanes, we really cannot help by take pictures of those flying beasts.
- Bridges, dams and those damn FBI undercover agents.
- Segways, those silly mobility devices--Because the roads back home are not ready yet.
- Extremely obese people moving on scooters.
- Anybody that looks like a rapper. It says I got culture.
- People in exercise outfit--Sorry we do not exercises and if we do, we are not wearing anything.
A safe rule is, if rednecks like something, chances Arabs will be taking pictures of. Big Cars, guns, animals, fireworks...etc.
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