[inflammation of one’s Arabness]
- Severe allergic reactions, such as wheezing, rashes, vomiting and headaches, to Fox News and/or Glenn Beck
- A hoarse and sore throat after demonstrations
- Paranoid fears and delusions, including ringing ears, when others are talking about you
- Swelling of the hands from over-gesturing during conversation
- Prolonged erection and dream-like trance when Arab people depose a dictator (side effect of over-consumption of TV news)
- Abnormally long pinky fingernail
- Inflated feeling of self-importance when given a sound bite in local TV news report.
- Suicidal thoughts or rage when cut off on the highway or publicly humiliated
- Over-exaggerated Arabic accent when speaking English
- Short-term amnesia when friends loan you money
- Tightness in the chest when Republican presidential candidates talk about Islam, or any American politician talks about Israel.
- Increased sweating and nervousness when asked to donate to a Muslim charity
- Trouble sleeping when an Arab country is attacked
- Parsley teeth syndrome.
- Compulsive need to lecture about any subject regardless of one’s familiarity or knowledge
[Tarboush Tip: Will, Nadeem]
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