The US government decided to extent free health care to all Arabs living in the States--the best health care in the world will be free. Thanks to new polices Arabs now will be able to have a free full body scan. Using either millimeter wave or backscatter X-ray imaging that usually cost upward of a 100 dollar are now offered for free to any person of Arab heritage. So next time Ahmad gets sick all he need to do is head to the local airport to get his free x-ray images. No need to go to those boring hospitals with young men and women running around in scrubs.
In perhaps surprising move, the Republicans who long have protested the new health care reform all came in favor of this new subsidized health care system, perhaps giving P resident Obama an early New Year present.
This is the greatest nation on earth, said one overjoyed Arab community activist.
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