Friday, April 10, 2009

Bonus: Not Without My Cross Maria

Bonus: Not Without My Cross Maria
Maria is a sweet person with a great sense of fashion and some see that as her best attribute. Like most girls, she likes makeup and nice clothes, but she LOVES sporting a Cross necklace so prominent, it can be seen from a hovering helicopter. But the Cross is deceiving, since Maria rarely goes to Church and serves as the only item she wears of which her parents actaully approve of. The Cross also serves other needs, such as telling the flirty young Muslim guys to knock it off; in other words “She is out of your league, do not think about getting fresh with Maria!” But what distinguishes Maria from other females on this list is her unprecedented love for fragrance. Maria has a wonderful collection of rosey and expensive fragrances (most likely from Omanistan) that are worthy of envy from some of the most popular celebrities with fragrance lines of their own, among which we find Britney Spears and her curios line of perfumes. I get along well with Maria and I enjoy pairing off with her on the dance floor of her cousins wedding. Maria can be seen at pretty much all Arab-American functions in your community; her favorite volunteer spot is to be in charge of the seating chart where she can mingle with attractive young bachelors including the average looking banker she ends up dating once she realizes that the pretty boys are nothing but trouble. Maria can be found in Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, Newark, San Francisco, and Cleveland.

Dream Job: Immigration attorney where she can stop the deportation of Muslim men
Buzz Words: “Congregation,” “Father,” “Haqqan Qaam” and “Rights”
Favorite Movie: “Chronicles of Narnia”

1 comments:

Mary on April 10, 2009 at 10:13 AM said...

Well..well so now you came to Maria, how do you know Maria so well, is she an Arab too, well we think, it is for us to guess, by the way, the Arab girls you mentioned, do you know them as your ex girl friends or just passer by, if not, you must be good mind reader.

 

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