ScaffoldingIn Palestine and Jordan I know they call is either "biqoom" or "Siqa'llah". I always wondered if they had a word for it in English, now I stumbled...
This is a You tube clip about agencies protecting the homeland...it's too funny to be missed, I have always wondered about that and it works in real li...
"Time for Spring Cleaning the USA; time to put out the right wing policy trash"I came a cross an Article by a Leftist writer in which he says the following...
Anti-Defamation League Job RequirementsBy HanitizerThings are looking less than optimal for voices defending the policies and strategies of the the current...
Author: Hanitizer
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Every now and then I hear some words in English that I fall in love with, I will try to share those as much as I can. Here are the first two words on...
That time of the year is back again and have you scrambling for your tax forms and deductibles forms you might have. On Sunday I stopped by my accountant,...
You can tell yourself, "they are ok, they are the most moral army there is" I found out about this video from the Palestinian reality TV I blogged abo...
Here is a quote from a new extensive report that studied the economics of piracy...it's very interesting model. A basic piracy operation requires a minimum eight to twelve militia prepared to stay at sea for extended periods of time, in the hopes of...
Something that I noticed has gotten popular in Gaza is Ho Hos cakes made by Hostess Cakes. Hostess has a planet that bakes or manufactures these addictive...
Over the weekend I had an opportunity to indulge some fine home made hot chocolate (the powder itself from from London) Kellee, my friend invited us over...
The only book that I was too afraid to do Google image search on.How Sex Works by Sharon Moalem, is the book that I just finished reading. I bought this...
Author: Hanitizer
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I was asked why July 4th is America's independence day? All I think of was, this is the day Ben and Jerry's gave away free ice cream cones and since Americans...
The iMusical improve was fun, it last for an hour. I do not think it was completely improvised. One, I arrived early and the group was rehearsing, I was...
Cracked.com take on one of my lists! Submitted a list of them few weeks ago and they made into a graph. It's about payphones and how it has gotten down...
The biggest loser is TV's way of telling starving kids in Africa to beat it. While you hungry kids are scraping for beans, rice, corn or whatever it's...
Are Catholic priests they only one having sex? This is insane...every day there is new allegation and new stories about abuse of little boys by some priests....
Last Friday Night we went to the play about the Opera...this weekend we will be going to the Washington Improve Theater for a musical improve. A night...
Aron Kader, the Palestinian Mormon Stand-up comic has a new video out. It's a fake movie trailer. "The Pacifist" is the title of the parody video and...
A good reality show from Jerusalem and Gaza, the star is caught in the midst of a riot in Jerusalem as the Palestinian youth take on the Israeli army...
An event that happened during my engagement party in Gaza, kept returning to me and gave me a laugh.It's traditional during the women portion of the party...
You know I made more than my fair share of mistakes in English, but here is one that I stumbled upon and liked In Palestine I wasn’t able to choose my...
Have you ever wanted to edit a picture with a Photoshop? Have you ever wondered if someone can clean, brush your picture to make you look awesome? Have...
Yes, Israel's PM is taking on the entire world, read hereFareed Zakaria from Newsweek Says it bestHe is also coming to Washington this week for an AIPAC...
One of the strange things I encountered in Gaza last summer is the issue of shaving. my facial hair. I took my Gillette Razor with me, thinking my trip...
On my morning run near the White House today, there was a huge rally near the White House and there seemed to be thousands of people. My first instinct...
After overworking my ankle early January, I took a break from running. I took a month of no running, just using bike in the gym to allow for my ankle...
A funny thing happened to me the other day, I told Kellee, a friend of mine who happens to enjoy the Opera that I hate the Opera. I felt bad for using...
Cafe are a dime a dozen in Egypt, and they come and go. Not this one though...A new cafe just opened up in Cairo staffed by midgets. "The Island of Midgets"...
Author: Hanitizer
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What do both Richard Reid and Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab have in common? None of them will be getting the frequent flayer miles on their flights which...
Just got back from the movies, we saw "Our Family's Wedding" a comedy about an interracial marriage between a Latin Girl and a Black man. It was an average...
Some Take away from a ;lecture at the Palestine Center TodayAbout letting Hamas get into the Palestinian government:“We let the Bull in the china house...
Just finished a great book by professor Roland Takaki. I have been working on for a while, I started reading this book few months ago, but sort of went...
OK, so what dogs have been domesticated in the middle East? One June 30, 2009, My brother told me to take the two cuts cats they had at home to vaccinate...
We Arabs tend to call those who do not like, resent or really hate, dogs or sons of dogs. I am sure other cultures use the term too, but I doubt if they...
In a Vanity Fair article on who and what caused the economic mess. 100 to Blame: Congress, Viagra, and More97. Viagra. Because it gave middle-aged financial executives a reason to keep earning money and fostered the belief that if the market went...
This is really sad, now lazy and couch potato can use this as an example, "See, I never exercise, I might have been this guy!" It's not like the plan...
Wake up and read, speaking of Israel's violence on Gaza during the 2009 Gaza war, David Bromwich writes: 1385 Palestinians dead, 762 of them civilians. 13 Israelis, ten of them soldiers, four by "friendly fire." The Israeli authorities would like America...
Maybe the real ones are endangered, but the one that likes to play sports might be able to comeback. The tiger that live in the wood is almost gone, even the UN knows it now But I think Tiger will bring back his groo...
If I was to say that shopping and food are cheaper in Manhattan than under siege Gaza, would you believe me?If I told you that a pair of nice imported...
Author: Hanitizer
| Posted at: 9:56 PM |
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I love Macy's, you know why?Their best idea is to place a really nice and cozy couch inside their stories particular near the woman department's fitting...
On the Kennedy Center 80 bus this morning, toward the end of the route, I am usually the lone passenger on the bus heading to work in that area. I often...